E! Online's Scandal of the week:

-->Heidi, Heidi, Heidi Ho: Seems Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is now too legit to quit. People tells us she plans to open a 136-room brothel in Nevada, 90 miles from Vegas, designed as a replica of the White House. That sounds like a political platform America will get behind.

heidi, this sounds right up my alley.