gross. hungover eyes are ugly ones.



grumble grumble



it is 7pm and i have nothing better to do than flop around the house in pajamas and have a depressed hangover.

have i gone toe up?

god, this is so fucking two dimensional.

my life is in 2-D



this picture is very unfortunate

and unfortunately, this is one of the reasons that i am shitty and retarded and two dimensional and feel like i have a right to call every number in my tortured cell phone and say stupid things and fuck yous all around to random people who deserve it but i don't have the balls to say it sober. i keep them around for some reason. drunk reasons.

it's harrassment really

torture is such a twisted and profound word.

still better is the adjective form: tortured.


everyone starts to look ugly when you walk outside and the sun is up