she is gone. i am abused. and my relief must be to loathe her.


send a cease and desist letter.


tonight.

ahh tonight. my flight home was cancelled. it's a bummer how they can just do that. thanks for coming out and paying for a car service out to the airport. but just kidding! no flight for you!

now go home!


and by the way, you have to pay for the car service to come back for your ass.


........


so i'm stuck in nyc. it seems that i only needed 4 days of good to ward of the shittiness?

i am chainsmoking in my bed.

waiting.

but not for anything.

i am going for drinks in a while with larry. who is at this moment, movingtobrooklyn. in with a very cool couple.

he:works for a german music label. electronica actually.
she: a gig working for the union of film producers.

but larry is already ready to get back into the city.


i am boring today. unoriginal.

i wore a black suit to work.

cookie cutter. contrived. trying too hard.


..............


one of the frenchies is telling people he stuck my best friend in the butt...

oh come now.

i don't really know what to make of this. should she be flattered that he would tell people such fantastic tales about this torrid romp? or insulted and pissed off that this kind of banter is what goes on there.

i just don't buy this oooooh, backdoorbandit bullshit. it's lame-o

aren't we past this by now?

and what's the big fucking deal anyway?

it's butt sex. just penetrating a different body cavity that everyone knows about and half of manhattan practices on a regular basis. he didn't invent some fabulous new earfucking concept involving 25 gazillion nerve endings instead of the mere thousands in the bum. and if it is such a big bloody deal (worth talking about) she's not the one with the dirty dick.

but who cares. it's just a little rimming.

all worked up over a little butt action.

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the best four letter word is tits.

t-i-t-s

fucking awesome.



and in that case, hooray for boobies!