"the kitten pooped a condom today," my roommate reports.
this is unpleasant but mildly amusing news. why is the kitten eating used condoms, and who is leaving them lying around in the first place?
i have given this a great deal of thought.
the only thing i can come up with is:
what if kittens could become impregnated with human babies?
Wow Evan, Nutzo? I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds fantastic.
and for the record, i don't think that eating condoms constitutes "safe" practices.