ahh the shocker... symbol of wisdom and courage throughout the ages.

i don't care, the shocker is undeniably funny. here are some highlights, if there are such things as shocker highlights.



2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 in the pie, 1 in the eye
2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney
2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for the team, 1 in the steam


go to this site for these and many more shocker quips.