i am in the wrong industry.

or else the wrong side of my industry.

i went to this brilliant party for press types- all big editors of fashion mags and blah blah blah- and got tons of fabulous, not to mention free, product.

open bar
trips to mexico
makeovers
foot massages
sushi
and zillions of giveaways

i think i will start throwing parties like this.

then i will be the coolest girl in the neighborhood.

this emmy award winning makeup gal did my face tonight. everyone was going on and on about it. ooooh... ahhhh... i was pumped to finally get to check it out for myself.
emmy winning my ass.
i looked like a drag queen.

pisser.