last night

pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

everyone assumes that girls in bars, when not accompanied by males, are there to get some action/meet a date/find a husband. maybe not everyone, but too many people think that.

and maybe i think that a lot of the time.

but it's fucking obnoxious.

when i dress myself, it is for me. almost ALWAYS-- i'd venture to guess 97% of the time. i know this because when i come home from work and change (just to sit on the couch and write emails or cook dinner by myself), i will change clothes 5 times sometimes until i find something that:
a) suits my mood
b) i find myself attractive in

i do the same thing on saturdays like today. i came home from meeting a friend for lunch and decided that it is time to spring clean, now that it is summer. cleaning the house means clothes that i can get dirty. it does NOT mean throw on any old rag i find lying around because all i'm doing is cleaning the house.
do i want to clean with or without shoes today?
pants/shorts/skirt?
hair: almost always up, but ponytail? chignon? long braid?

i do this because it makes me feel good.

it's the same the vast majority of times when i go out.
i will change clothes 42 times if i have to. what was flattering last night or this morning, is not necessarily attractive tonight. my eye changes constantly.
i think sort of like your opinion can change on someone you didn't find attractive until you discovered their amazing musical talent/intelligence/personality/sense of humor/SLR McLaren.

anyway, the whole point is that when i dress to go out, whether it's a velour muumuu or a slinky black cut-down-to-there dress, it's for me and my mood and possibly, on a special occasion, my significant other.

that said...
boys: do not whisper to your buddy that i am out looking to meet a rich man. especially not within earshot. it is not becoming. and i will certainly not be cumming anywhere with you, ever.

and girls: i am not a homewrecker. i am not eyeing your boyfriend. or any of the other sleazeballs in this place for that matter.

and neither are my friends.

we are here for each other. we are a tight unit. do not try to perpetrate or you will be shot down.

that's all.

now that we all understand each other, let's have a drink and forget any of this ever happened.

Cin-Cin!