dude.

just so none of you thought i was TOO ladylike, and just in case none of you were feeling nauseated enough today, here is some photographic evidence of the ants that bit my ass under my too short dress saturday night.

it seemed like a great plan while waiting for the valet to bring the car around.

i think this is proof that wasted + pants optional + trying to play it cool sitting on a planter= poor judgement.

jesus, i'm lucky that ant bites are all i got. i guess.

and just in case you STILL weren't feeling grossed out enough, here are some more photos of what those little bastards did to me.


OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


andddd in other news. it looks like i'm headed back to turkey in a couple of weeks. hopefully Bodrum.

and with any luck, maybe i will get to see my dear dear friend mikkkkkkah. who is moving to espagne tomorrow- wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

and if i don't go back to turkey, it will probably be HK or Korea. basically, the line is in shambles and i have to travel.
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

furthermore, this girl on tv just said,
"and i hope i proved to them... i may be an idiot as a person, but i'm a damn good chef."

whoa baby.

good old Hell's Kitchen.


speaking of hells kitchen, JC has quit and is going to work at JC the company in NYC. i started looking for jobs in nyc again. i'm hoping to be back in a few months.

SR is there now which is uber cool. i looooove newbies. can't wait to take them to the speakeasy.

and my family has decided to spend christmas in the city again which is SO amazing and decadent and my favorite thing ever.

so yeah.
i'm off.

and in case you were wondering, i took my tibetan personality test. i ranked:
tiger (pride)
horse (family)
sheep (love)
pig (money)
cow (career)

and here's what i thought of
dog (myself)-- loyal
cat (my partner)-- sneaky
rat (my enemies)-- dirty
coffee (sex)-- strong
the sea (my future)-- boundless

xx